once upon a monday...
there was an unidentifiable smell.
though it was not pleasant...
it sure didn't smell like pheasant.
the bible study ladies...
they did come.
i asked them to use their sniffers...
and take big whiffers.
one said, "it smells like gas"....
while yet another said, "no...it's a skunk."
i wasn't sure what it was....
but it was some kind of nasty funk.
a friend decided to sniff my wall....
to see if that's what was stinking up my hall.
aghast, she stepped back...
and said, "ewww!!! smell this!"
"it's coming from in here!" she said in a shriek.
so, of course...we needed to take a peek.
now, we here women could not imagine...
doing such a thing alone.
so we yelled for the man of the house...
to come and chaperone.
he came to examine....
and what did he find??
a little mouse....
who had electrocuted his own behind!
r.i.p. little fried mouse
YUCK!!!
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